Mother’s Day is May 10 and I am so lucky to have my mom.  She is 97 years old and sharp as a tack!  She was born in Sicily and came here in the late 1920’s as a teenager with her parents and brothers and sisters.  Eight children in all, but my grandmother was not the “Octomom,” she had them one at a time!  

My mother kept my brother, Emil, and I in line with sheer fear tactics.  She wouldn’t let me have a bike because she said, “You will get hurt.”  I got her to get me one when I was 11 years old, by telling her she was “too cheap”  to buy me one.  Then when I went outside to ride it, she said, “You better not fall or I’ll kill you!”  Well, of course, I fell and really scraped my knee.  It was bleeding and dirty and when I limped in, she said, “Did you fall?”  I said “No, Ma, I’m just imitating Uncle Rocco when he’s drunk.”  

As a teenager she would tell me not to get in cars with any boys I didn’t know or I would end up dead in the woods.  I would say, “But, Ma, we have no woods, we live in Newark!”  Then I’d have to hide under the bed or I’d get it with the wooden spoon!  

The one thing I knew and still know is that she would do anything for us.  She is an amazing woman who came to this country, worked hard as a dressmaker and then helped form the Ladies Garment Worker Union that in those days ended Sweat Shops.  She and my father were the best parents anyone could ever have.  And I only hope I am half the woman she is.  So, celebrate Mother’s Day at J.R.’s Comedy Club on Friday, May 8 and all moms get in for free.

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Santa Clarita Magazine