Well here we are in the month of November, and the first thing I think of is Thanksgiving. I made a mistake last year and spent Thanksgiving at my sister’s, “the vegetarian.”
Nothing I enjoy more than that traditional Thanksgiving tofu.
“MMMM who made the kelp?” Vegetarians get on my nerves. Why do they find it necessary to mention to everyone they meet that they are vegetarian? Other people don’t do that. Other people don’t walk around saying, “I’m carnivorous! I’ll need a special meal.” And why is it every vegetarian I meet is huge? What are you eating, bushels of cabbage?
November is also the month of my birthday. Sometimes I forget it’s my birthday. That never happens to my wife. My wife usually tells me about two weeks before her birthday that I don’t have to get her anything because she already bought her present on HSN. She should say that I already bought her present on HSN, although why quibble? Women are much more concerned about birthdays that men are. My wife has a friend, who did not speak to her for a year because her birthday card was one day late. Can you imagine if men acted that way?
“I am sorry Frank, I can no longer bowl with you if you don’t know what day this is.”
Come to think of it, men get gypped on their birthdays. No fanfare, no parties, lousy gifts. My brother-in-law once gave me a shoeshine kit. I still cherish that gift. I just can’t remember whom I gave it to.
That is why it is almost always women who plan large birthday parties at J.R.’s Comedy club. And because of that, I am going to start up the J.R.’s Comedy Birthday club. If you bring five or more people to the club during the month of your birthday, you will get in free. Mention it is a birthday party when you make your reservation, and we will give you the gift of laughter on your birthday.
Plan on having all of your parties with us. The holidays are just around the corner. We can accommodate up to 95 people for your holiday party, and we have great food! We have fresh roasted turkey at J.R.’s. It will taste a lot better than tofu.
Let’s gobble!
For reservations please call 661 259-2291 and visit www.comedyinvalencia.com for more information.