Happy holidays! December is here, and that means it’s time to buy a gift. Why not give the gift of laughter? Reward your employees by having a holiday party with us. It will be an affordable and memorable night for all. We can accommodate up to 95 people with dinner and a killer comedy show. And we can top it off with pie! We also have J.R.’s Comedy Club gift certificates available. These are the perfect gift for anyone. I never know what to get for people. My mother always got me something goofy. One year she gave me the Guinness Book of World Records. There is a man listed in the book for holding the world record for most times getting hit by lightning. How many people do you think are shooting for this one? The guy has been hit nine times. Do you get the feeling that every time he hears thunder, he’s climbing a tree and wrapping his head with aluminum foil? Do you suppose after the second time, he turned to his wife and said, “Honey! I’m going for the record!” One year she gave me a barometer for my desk. Just what I’ve always dreamed of. Now when I’m plowing through a stack of paperwork, I don’t have to bother turning on the radio to get the barometric pressure!
Hey, I almost forgot to tell you about our fantastic New Year’s Eve shows. This will be our 12th year. We have two super headliners booked this year, Mark Eddie, “The Rock and Roll Comedian,” and Paul Ogata, the winner of the very prestigious San Francisco Comedy Competition. We will have three big shows.
East coast New Year’s from 5:30 p.m. to 9 p.m., and west coast New Year’s from 8:30 p.m. until 2010! There will be a special superb dinner, champagne toast, party favors and noisemakers. And of course a double headliner comedy show. Don’t miss out! As I said, we have been doing this for 12 years and these shows have sold out every year.
To make reservations for the best night of entertainment all year, please call 661-259-2291 and visit www.comedyinvalencia.com for more information.